TECHNOLOGY FOR COUNTRY FOLK
(with thanks to Duncan Mortimer for finding it!)
LOG ON:
Making a wood stove hot |
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LOG OFF:
Too much wood on fire |
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MONITOR:
Keeping an eye on the wood stove |
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DOWN LOAD:
Getting the firewood off the truck |
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MEGA HERTZ:
When you are not careful getting the firewood |
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FLOPPY DISC:
What you get from trying to tote too much firewood |
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RAM:
That thing what splits the firewood |
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HARD DRIVE:
Getting home in the winter time |
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WINDOWS:
What to shut when its cold outside |
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SCREEN:
What to shut when its black fly season |
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BYTE:
What those damn flys do |
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CHIP:
Munchies for the TV |
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MICRO CHIP:
What's in the bottom of the munchie bag |
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MODEM:
Whatcha do to the hay fields |
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DOT MATRIX:
Ole Dan Matrix's wife |
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LAP TOP:
Where the kitty sleeps |
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KEYBOARD:
Where you hang the dang truck keys |
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SOFTWARE:
Them damn plastic forks and knifes |
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MOUSE:
What eats the grain in the barn |
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MOUSE PAD:
That's hippie talk for where the mouse lives |
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MAINFRAME:
Holds up the barn roof |
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PORT:
Fancy flatlander wine |
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ENTER:
Fancy talk for "C'Mon in y'all" |
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CLICK:
What you hear when you cock your gun |
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DOUBLE CLICK:
When you cock the double barrel |
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REBOOT:
What you have to do right before bedtime, when you have to go to the outhouse
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